Germanyarrow, or Niemcyarrow, (born 843 AD) is a sovereign state and federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent states, covers an area of 357,021 square kilometers (137,847 sq mi), and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest city is Berlinarrow. With about 81.8 million inhabitants, Germany is the most populous member state of the File:ReichTime.png
🇪🇺 European Unionarrow (EUarrow). After the United States, he is the second most popular human migration destination.
Germanyarrow is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the 🇪🇺 EUarrow (his son).
Germany is often portrayed as an overly hard-working and popular countryball.
His national day is in 3 October. His astrological sign is Libra.
Unification (1871-1890) Edit
Before 1871 Germanyarrow was known as File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaarrow, from 1866 onwards, as North German Confederationarrow. After 🇫🇷 Francearrow's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of File:Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empirearrow and the File:HRE-icon.pngHREarrow were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864 They defeated 🇩🇰 Denmarkarrow in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia defeated Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaarrow led a hugely succesful campaign against 🇫🇷 Francearrow for her File:Alsace-Lorraine-icon.png Alsace-Lorrainearrow; this drew in the South German Statearrows, and in 1871, they proclaimed the File:German Empire-icon.png German Empirearrow in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia
Anschlußed unified with the stateballs' clay to form File:German Empire-icon.png German Empirearrow, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaarrow was very much in control.
In 1874 as the File:German Empire-icon.png German Empirearrow, File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaarrow started minting German Empire coins, he hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and File:German Empire-icon.png German Empirearrow started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 he hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African File:8-icon.png 8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. He adopted 🇹🇬 Togoarrow, 🇧🇫 Burkina Fasoarrow, 🇧🇯Beninarrow]], 🇨🇲 Cameroonarrow, 🇵🇬 Papua New Guineaarrow, File:Namibia-icon.pngNamibiaball, File:Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball, File:Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball, File:Rwanda-icon.pngRwandaball, and File:Burundi-icon.png Burundiball as colonial subjects.
Weltpolitik and Aggression, then WWI (1890-1918) Edit
In the 1890s, the File:German Empire-icon.png German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with File:Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and File:Russian-Empire-icon.pngImperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 he formed the Triple Alliance with File:Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, File:UK-icon.png UKball and File:France-icon.png Franceball were drawing closer, as was File:Russian-Empire-icon.png Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente- in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.
In 1904 he committed a genocide against File:8-icon.png 8balls rebelling against his son File:German South-West Africa-icon.png German Southwest Africaball, and in 1900 he had sent troops to File:Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of his imperialist policies. In 1906 he started a naval arms race against his cousin File:UK-icon.png UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crisises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, File:Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball killed File:Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball's archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.
Germanyball became a military dictatorship, File:ReichTime.png Reichtangle in the war, he raped File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by File:France-icon.png Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by File:UK-icon.png UKball, thwarting his Schlieffen Plan as File:Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball mobilised against him, and both sides made war on the Western Front.
He allied with File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball, and File:Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and File:Romania-icon.png Romaniaball in 1915. His colonial adoptive sons were captured by File:UK-icon.png UKball and File:France-icon.png Franceball's adoptive children, his Tsingtao was taken by File:Japan-icon.png Japanball, and after he sunk the Lusitania, File:USA-icon.png USAball got angry with him. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get File:USA-icon.png USAball into the war. At the same time, File:Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism, and his son Bolsheviksball rebelled when his father became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now he was exhausted after four years of war, and as his colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, File:ReichTime.png Reichtangle launched a last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and he had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, he signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with his defeat. He was mutilated beyond belief, and his son (Weimar) Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.
Weimar Republic and the Road to War (1918-1939) Edit
In 1919 the new Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and putsch attempts everywhere. He was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference, and had to disband his navy and most of his army, demilitarize the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. He also lost clay to File:France-icon.png Franceball, File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, File:Poland-icon.png Polandball, File:Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, File:Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, and File:Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, and all his adoptive children were adopted by File:UK-icon.png UKball, File:France-icon.png Franceball, or File:Japan-icon.png Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to File:France-icon.png Franceball, who invaded his Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay his reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. He was banned from international affairs, but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by File:USA-icon.png USAball in 1924 & 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. He joined the League of Nations in 1926, and his economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldenne Zwanziger'.
However when File:USA-icon.png USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. He became Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then he invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. He aligned with File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having Anschlußed File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from File:Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakia in July 1938. He then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and File:UK-icon.png UKball & File:France-icon.png Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of File:Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making File:Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggresion pact with the communist File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, Germanyball invaded File:Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.
The Second World War, and Separation (1939-1948) Edit
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball partitioned File:Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay, then he blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping File:Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, File:Norway-icon.png Norwayball, File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (again!), annexing File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping File:France-icon.png Franceball in May 1940. File:UK-icon.png UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought his RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb him into submission. After File:UK-icon.png UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi Germanyball turned on File:Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball and File:Greece-icon.png Greeceball, then on File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw his troops roll through the Western SSRball's clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove him back, and File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball began pushing him back. He then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where he fought the largest battle in history against File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, he also invaded the File:Free France-icon.pngFree France territories of North Africa, with File:Vichy France-icon.png Vichy Franceball and File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball's help.
Nazi Germanyball also rounded up File:Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyballs, File:Israel-icon.png Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But he was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by File:UK-icon.png UKball and File:USA-icon.png USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. He fought File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into File:Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, he was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate File:France-icon.png Franceball's clay, and File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball switch sides, he was on the verge of defeat. He tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by Feburary 1945 File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.
He committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, his clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by File:France-icon.png Franceball, File:USA-icon.png USAball, UKball, and File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germany's son West Germany, who joined NATO next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball adopted East Germanyball, and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.
Divided Germany (1948-1990) Edit
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO re-build West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, his brother West Germanyball married File:France-icon.png Franceball, and had a child with her, File:EU-icon.png EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball each time he tried. In the later 1960s, West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with his brother and his adoptive father, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germanyball's clay.
By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball into launching his own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball's relaxed polcies of glasnost and perestroika led to East Germanyball and his other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, File:Red-icon.png Hungaryball and File:Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyball once again.
Today (1990-present) Edit
Ever since his reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to File:Israel-icon.png Israelcube, and giving him apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay his WWI war reparations until 2010. He has been running the File:EU-icon.png EU, and prepping his son File:EU-icon.png EUball to become
the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the File:Portugal-icon.png File:Ireland-icon.png File:Italy-icon.png File:Greece-icon.png File:Spain-icon.png PIIGS Euromonies, which he adopted in 1999. He is now happily married to File:France-icon.png Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after he apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to File:Poland-icon.png Polandball). Oh, and he raped File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball recently, in 2014.
Since the migrant crisis millions of kebabs came into germoney and changed the everyday life.
Role in Polandball Comics Edit
Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and he and File:France-icon.png Franceball are married and the parents of the
Merkelreich File:EU-icon.png European Union. On occasion, he also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". File:France-icon.png France does not allow Germany into box.
Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning father-figure of the European Union, and his wealth being the reason for his nickname "Germoney." His most defining characteristic was his workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivaled by East Asian countryballs. He does not tolerate any mistakes he made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that he had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as File:Italy-icon.png Italyball, and most especially the File:Greece-icon.png cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("holocaust holocaust")
His cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that he had a Dark And Troubled Past, a past that he never wants to talk about. When he (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while File:France-icon.png Franceball and File:UK-icon.png UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png adoptive Grandfather was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just File:ReichTime.png one, but two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. He still never had his dream of unity come true as he was halved between West Germanyball and East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became his defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. He worked his most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream he never had come true. And the German Unity Day, was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition he had worked for all his life at last. Even if he today is the breadwinner of the File:EU-icon.png European Union with lots of Euromonies, he is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: he will work his most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape his past.
But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a sour "kraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course File:Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball. You know, the Beer capital of the World. File:Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few Von Somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as he is today. File:Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by his experience, yes, but he still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way he enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all,the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom he always sought in all his difficult life, he revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball or recently File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend File:Japan-icon.png Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Butts Germans love work. But they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.
To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic sour kraut, but in fact a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. He has strengths yet he also has flaws. His "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define his own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to his former rival File:France-icon.png Franceball, but when need be and never at his own volition, he, never having lost his Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball learned this the hard way.
Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. He has headqurters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of his File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not darüber...
- File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Schwester besessen mit Anschluss. Friendzone zu haben für mein Sohn.
- File:Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball - Is of cute little son of File:Austria-icon.png Österreich und File:Switzerland-icon.png Schweiz
- File:Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - I beat him in the 2014 World Cup. Freunde, Sometimes I meet with him and take beers. Their sexy-
but-corruptformer president is of my ancestry
- File:EU-icon.png EUball -
Reichtangle 4.0Mein Proud Son. Inherited File:France-icon.png Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture, File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants File:Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball as birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. I am proud- are strönk.
- File:France-icon.png Franceball - Ehefrau und Mutter von File:EU-icon.png EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe our relationship; she and I were what File:Japan-icon.png Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had a very, very complicated, yet similar relationship. Also they gib videogames.
- Meine Sons; File:Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, File:Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball, File:Togo-icon.png Togoball, File:Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball and File:South Australia-icon.png South Australiaball (He does not know it yet) Mein Beautifulle sons, File:Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son.
You will come back soon no worry
- File:Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Umm, I might have heard something about him. I'm not sure what.
- File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Thanks for helping me run the EU.
- File:USA-icon.png USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help File:France-icon.png Franceball und mich to become best friends. Therefore, he has taken the role of File:EU-icon.png EUball's Patenonkel. And stop to say that you created hamburger, I created hamburger.
- File:Japan-icon.png Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under File:USA-icon.png USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mich: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but at nicht she drinks lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, Ich mean it. shudders
- File:Poland-icon.png Polandball - He forgives me for everything that Ich done.
But he still not forgettings itIch like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid. Ich would marryings him if he is not such a homophobe and if Frankreich is nicht meine Frau.Also try to protect him from that bully File:Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
- File:Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!
- File:UK-icon.png UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder von meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der Europäischen Familie. Wir also love to drink Bier
und making fun of Poland.
- File:Italy-icon.png Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he is still ein ally.In ancient times we were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically
the retarded version of Polanballlighthearted anime Polandball.
- File:Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Ich hate Meinself. But its ok.
- File:Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball -
Mein SohnInterested at Ich green tech and beer. Son of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me.
- File:Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Thanks for the maple syrup and being one of my G7 summit friend.
- File:China-icon.png Chinaball -
Soon Tsingtau vill be of mein again!He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of scheiße from smog and industry, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him.
- File:Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Kan ich have mein gold back, please?
- File:Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules
or yuo are fired.
- File:Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Im glad that hes trying to be multiculture like me
- File:Portugal-icon.png File:Ireland-icon.png File:Italy-icon.png File:Greece-icon.png File:Spain-icon.png The PIIGS: SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Rennen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT ZU DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell this cancerous parasite to File:China-icon.png Chinaball. , , , PAY DEBTS OR I WILL ANCHLUSS YOU AND MAKE YOU MY SLAVE! MUAHAHHAH
- ISISball - DU KLEINE STÜCK VON SCHEIßE! WIE WAGEN DU, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und Du haben so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK ISIS WERDEN IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 ANGEFÜLLT WERDEN, WANN IM DURCH DURCH DIR! (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS! FUCK ISIS I WILL PUT YOU IN AUSCHWITZ 2.0 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!
- File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! You're even moar idiots than yuor fathers... idiots no... HUETARDED.Remove Hue!
So give me your clay. Now. OR. ELSE.
- File:Russia-icon.png Russiaball - When File:Soviet-icon.png Sovietball got liver cancer we celebrated German Unification, File:France-icon.png Franceball and I planned to adopt/anschluss the anarchistic fragments of File:Russia-icon.png Russiaball for our growing child. Our plans für Lebensraum were reduced to complete Scheiße when a homophobic Arschloch named Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin rose to power.
ANSCHLUSS! ANSCHLUSS! MERKEL ÜBER ALLES! PUTIN IST SCHEIẞE, VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! ÖSTPREUßEN IST DEUTSCHE CLAY!!! GIFF ÖSTPREUßEN NAU!!!
- File:ReichTime.png Reichtangle - STOP ANSCHLLUSING EVERYONE YOU SEE!
- Hamburg ist jew!
- Germoney's secret
- Murica invented everything
- Germany Singen der Beatles
- German Railway
- Lessons from an empire gone by
- Facebook page
- Germany goes on holiday
- When the Union Ends